/**
* For the brave souls who get this far: You are the chosen ones,
* the valiant knights of programming who toil away, without rest,
* fixing our most awful code. To you, true saviors, kings of men,
* I say this: never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down,
* never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry,
* never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
*/
I'M SORRY!!!! 我无法自救.....！
另一个，我实际上已经释放到野外，尽管我很想在一个不那么直观的课程中这样做：
//
// Dear maintainer:
//
// Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
//
// total_hours_wasted_here = 42
//
508
Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong.");
throw up; //ha ha
640
//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows
354
stop(); // Hammertime!
325
这似乎阻止了笨蛋弄乱我的代码......
// Autogenerated, do not edit. All changes will be undone.
542
// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments
719
// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets
// released into the public.
/*
* You may think you know what the following code does.
* But you dont. Trust me.
* Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless
* night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever
* enough to "optimize" the code below.
* Now close this file and go play with something else.
*/
// At this point, I'd like to take a moment to speak to you about the Adobe PSD
// format. PSD is not a good format. PSD is not even a bad format. Calling it
// such would be an insult to other bad formats, such as PCX or JPEG. No, PSD
// is an abysmal format. Having worked on this code for several weeks now, my
// hate for PSD has grown to a raging fire that burns with the fierce passion
// of a million suns.
//
// If there are two different ways of doing something, PSD will do both, in
// different places. It will then make up three more ways no sane human would
// think of, and do those too. PSD makes inconsistency an art form. Why, for
// instance, did it suddenly decide that *these* particular chunks should be
// aligned to four bytes, and that this alignement should *not* be included in
// the size? Other chunks in other places are either unaligned, or aligned with
// the alignment included in the size. Here, though, it is not included. Either
// one of these three behaviours would be fine. A sane format would pick one.
// PSD, of course, uses all three, and more.
//
// Trying to get data out of a PSD file is like trying to find something in the
// attic of your eccentric old uncle who died in a freak freshwater shark
// attack on his 58th birthday. That last detail may not be important for the
// purposes of the simile, but at this point I am spending a lot of time
// imagining amusing fates for the people responsible for this Rube Goldberg of
// a file format.
//
// Earlier, I tried to get a hold of the latest specs for the PSD file format.
// To do this, I had to apply to them for permission to apply to them to have
// them consider sending me this sacred tome. This would have involved faxing
// them a copy of some document or other, probably signed in blood. I can only
// imagine that they make this process so difficult because they are intensely
// ashamed of having created this abomination. I was naturally not gullible
// enough to go through with this procedure, but if I had done so, I would have
// printed out every single page of the spec, and set them all on fire. Were it
// within my power, I would gather every single copy of those specs, and launch
// them on a spaceship directly into the sun.
//
// PSD is not my favourite file format.
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const int TEN=10; // As if the value of 10 will fluctuate...
701
在完全没有注释的2000行方法中
{
{
while (.. ){
if (..){
}
for (.. ){
}
.... (just putting in the control flow here, imagine another few hundred ifs)
if(..) {
if(..) {
if(..) {
...
(another few hundred brackets)
}
}
} //endif
30 回答
大约30页xslt的中间
我对此特别内疚，在我的大部分项目中嵌入了非建设性的评论，代码诗和小笑话（虽然我通常有足够的意识在发布代码之前删除任何直接令人反感的内容） . 这是我特别喜欢的一个，远远落在一个设计不佳的“上帝对象”中：
I'M SORRY!!!! 我无法自救.....！
另一个，我实际上已经释放到野外，尽管我很想在一个不那么直观的课程中这样做：
这似乎阻止了笨蛋弄乱我的代码......
名称空间Mobile.Web.Control
{
/// <summary>
///用来解决理查德是一个他妈的白痴的 class
/// </ summary>
/// <备注>
///这点是为了解决他的糟糕设计，以便分页
///使用移动控件 . 主要问题是BindCompany（）方法，
///他希望能够做到的一切 . 我希望他死了 .
/// </备注>
公共抽象类RichardIsAFuckingIdiotControl：MobileBaseControl，ICompanyProfileControl
{
protected abstract Pager Pager {get; }
public void BindCompany（int companyId）{}
公共RichardIsAFuckingIdiotControl（）
{
MakeSureNobodyAccidentallyGetsBittenByRichardsStupidity（）;
}
private void MakeSureNobodyAccidentallyGetsBittenByRichardsStupidity（）
{
//确保没有人真正使用那个他妈的bindcompany方法
MethodInfo m = this.GetType（） . GetMethod（“BindCompany”，BindingFlags.DeclaredOnly |
BindingFlags.Instance | BindingFlags.Public | BindingFlags.NonPublic）;
if（m！= null）
{
抛出新的RichardIsAFuckingIdiotException（“不!!不要使用他妈的BindCompany方法!!!”）;
}
// P.S.这个方法是一个笑话......班上的其他人都很认真
}
/// <summary>
///如果该控件应该执行任何操作，则返回true
///根本没有这个请求 . 理查德认为加载是个好主意
///每个请求期间的整个网站，让事情变成自己
///关闭他还认为头巾和飞行员太阳镜是“他妈的”
/// gnarly，伙计 . “
/// </ summary>
protected bool IsThisTheRightPageImNotSureBecauseRichardIsDumb（）
{
return Request.QueryString [“Section”] == this.MenuItemKey;
}
protected override void OnLoad（EventArgs e）
{
if（IsThisTheRightPageImNotSureBecauseRichardIsDumb（））
{
Page.LoadComplete = new EventHandler（Page_LoadComplete）;
Pager.RowCount = GetRowCountBecauseRichardIsDumb（）;
}
base.OnLoad（E）;
}
protected abstract int GetRowCountBecauseRichardIsDumb（）;
protected abstract void BindDataBecauseRichardIsDumb（）;
void Page_LoadComplete（object sender，EventArgs e）
{
BindDataBecauseRichardIsDumb（）;
}
//其余的还原接口成员
公共抽象字符串MenuItemName {get;组; }
公共抽象字符串MenuItemKey {get;组; }
public abstract bool IsCapable（CapabilityCheck checker，int companyId）;
public abstract bool ShowInMenu {get; }
public virtual Control CreateHeaderControl（）
{
return null;
}
}
}
Update: 代码原作者has outed himself所以我必须在到期时给予信任 . Dan McKinley在我开始后不久离开了我所在的公司，他更多地谈论了这些代码，解释了一些背景以及"WTF's"所写的一些内容 .
希望我在开玩笑 . 并且知道编写代码的开发人员，我认为他的字面意思 .
#define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers接下来是四个嵌套的for循环
它说明了我们的职业，当被问及“最佳评论”时，我们都回答了我们能找到的最糟糕的评论......
永远不要依赖评论......
来自：https://github.com/zepouet/Xee-xCode-4.5/blob/master/XeePhotoshopLoader.m#L108
在完全没有注释的2000行方法中
（我实际上有一天只是为了看看它有多糟糕而把所有括号都弄出来了，并且，没有格式化，得到了这个：
endif出现在800号线附近）